Esrati sells out!
No, not to special interest groups, PACs, or lobbyists- to you.
If you aren’t doing anything on Saturday, July 10, 2010- Teresa and I are having what I’m calling a Noah’s Ark sale. We’ve got 2 of almost everything and room for only 1.
Starting at 9 a.m. at 113 Bonner Street you can meet your candidate for Congress and buy chairs that he’s sat on, couches that he’s slept on, rugs that he’s walked on, art that’s hung on his or his parents’ walls, or well, just about anything. We’ve also got stuff from my parents (the good stuff) like antique oriental rugs, Japanese woodcut prints, mid-century modern furniture. There is a really good elliptical machine, a Dyson vacuum, Techline bookcases, IKEA media center, queen sized sleeper sofa, you name it.
And- we can take credit cards!
Come down to 113 Bonner Street, Dayton OH 45410 and buy us out.
Juicer? =)
@Melissa- juicer is yours for $20?
Let me see it tomorrow. I’m down for the haggle!
hmmmm, I notice that it’s “chairs that HE’s sat on”, “art that’s hung on HIS walls”, “rugs that HE’s walked on”. Why isn’t anything that was HERS for sale????? I guess we know who’s in charge now!! Ain’t it funny that when a man and woman move in together that it’s always HIS stuff that goes? ;)
Just giving you a hard time, David. I hope that things go well for the BOTH of you!! And good luck with the sale.
Ain’t it funny that when a man and woman move in together that it’s always HIS stuff that goes? (Bubba Jones)
So true, Bubba. Like the Old Bandito’s old man was fond of saying, “you can’t fall into a woman’s arms without falling into her hands”…..
And she had a sale a few weeks ago to get rid of most of her stuff so we wouldn’t have to move it-
but- yes- she started tossing my stuff onto the sale heap- my closet got cleaned out too.
Hey now boys – I only brought two things in to replace David’s. 1) My dishes 2) My big living room chair (at David’s request).
I had to sell 80% of my belongings and continue to get rid of more as I unpack. On top of that, I moved in with him and not vice versa. And let’s not forget I brought two kids with me into a house that a single man has lived in for 20+ plus years. I’d like a little sympathy here!
Oh, Teresa!! I first met David around 1985 and believe me… I have a load of sympathy for any woman living with him!! ;)