In a perfect world:

Gas stations wouldn’t be allowed to charge 9/10 of a cent in a world where the penny is almost obsolete.

Printer manufacturers wouldn’t be allowed to sell printers that require toner or ink that costs more than the printer new (I mean, are we really trying to fill up landfills?)

There would be no such thing as “over the limit” fees for credit cards- since they approve all charges.

America would finally switch to the metric system since even the English ditched their stupid system.

All TV would be ala carte- pay only for the shows you want- watch targeted ads if you want your programming bill subsidized.

Shoes would still be able to be resoled.

Wi-fi would be ubiquitous and free.

Journalists could still make a living doing journalism.

Political office wouldn’t go to the highest bidder in the United States.

Hospitals would have to quote prices in advance- and couldn’t charge more to the uninsured than they do to the insured.

We’d bring back brick streets in residential neighborhoods (they last longer, and slow down traffic naturally).

College athletes would get paid a living wage in addition to the scholarship money (slavery in all forms should be over).

We’d be filling our prisons with people who made millions while bringing down the global economy and hurting all of us- and stop worrying about hookers and junkies – who only hurt themselves.

The arms race would end- and we could go back to dueling with swords- or better yet- shoot a game of HORSE (I trust Obama’s jumper).

In a perfect world, what would you ask for?